twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

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wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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